astrafortune:

Part 3 of Ducktales art book highlights: Darkwing Duck edition!!

DRAKE!! and jim ig 😒 Cmon man he didn’t get the story continuation he deserved

Ben Balistreri MURDERED the storyboard of the first Darkwing appearance in Beware the Buddy System, I really really love these drawings of Liquidator and Megsy

FEARSOME FOUR EXCEPT ITS THREE

No bushroot rights

(Pointing) GOTH

“You look like you’re about to tell your friend not to some to school tomorrow man”

WAIT I JUST REALIZED THATS A MODERN BATTERY ON HIS BACK CAUSE ITS A GRITTY MODERN REBOOT, THATS SO FUNNY TO ME

I love the giant Quackerjack mech, lookit his stupid feet

There he is!! Put those dogs away Reggie jeez

GOSALYNNNN

I wish there was more art of her in this book, oh well she’s still perfect for the little bit we do get

The tiny little storyboard of my favorite adventure family in the final credits, love Drakes little smile so much, and I really love the commentary about Launchpad’s new family w them

Darkwing reboot when????

I love these

idabackwardsintherain:

bleuisghost:

I decided to share this around Tumblr, as well

#from an art perspective it’s also a great use of space and tone#i love the choice of color between soft blue and stark red#the emptiness of the white side of the bg next to the soft blue invoking a feeling that resonates with the subject#this is an excellent piece of art

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I guess I’m back, after the disaster of Russian agents literally, LITERALLY false flagging tumblr posing as extra-woke Black people. And also after the disaster of the tumblr no-porn bot crawl. Did…tumblr get bought or something? Did the mobile app get any better?

Well anyway, yeah, I guess!

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ye awaken with a minty butthole

how do ye proceed

Look butthole

ye spread ye cheeks to the nearest mirror. inside ye butthole is a bottle of DR. BRONNER’S PEPPERMINT SOAP

Take soap

ye attempteth to take ye soap out of ye butthole but ye buttholds fast

Look room

ye look around ye room. this is where ye sleep on a stinky matress without a bedframe or sheet to be found. on ye wall ye sees ye HUNKY FIRECHUNKS CALENDAR (2015), ye chest o'drawers has a record player with FLEETWOOD MAC - RUMOURS on the spindle, ye night stand has a small bottle of DR. BRONNER’S BUTTHOLE RELEASE cream. doors to ye bathroom and ye kitchen are both on ye north wall.

Use record player use record player

ye listen to the entirety of FLEETWOOD MAC - RUMOURS, playing THE CHAIN four times in a row, forgetting about ye minty butthole problems.

Look calendar

Ye narrator tires of using pseudo old timey speech and she suddenly abandons it. The HUNKY FIRECHUNKS CALENDAR is flipped to JULY 2015, on it there is a HUNKY FIRELAD, insanely toned wearing nothing but a fire helmet and a jock strap, he is partially submerged in a giant bowl of chili. Between his legs he straddles a large firehose, clearly a penis metaphor. His eyes look seductive but somehow, impatient. Like he has an important meeting to get to, a meeting with your genitals, perhaps? Oh also I guess you circled JULY, 17TH, 2015 for some reason but whatever.

Go kitchen

It’s your kitchen. On your refrigerator sits a goblin. On the walls are two sexy calendars - both from 2015, one is SPICY FIREFIGHTIN’ LASSES and the other is AGENDER ARSONISTS, maybe you wished to give the firefighters a purpose by giving them fires to fight? After all, what’s a sexy hero without a sexy sexy villain? You don’t have a stove, stop asking about the stove.

Hug goblin

You embrace the goblin. The goblin, touch starved, begins to cry on your shoulder.

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witcheshaven:

The Rose Serpent

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theshitpostcalligrapher:

projectclaymore:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

hey guys cursed or blessed concept:

tapioca pearls in a home brewed sweet tea 

Frick it, me and @littlemolluskcow gonna try it

i mean its pretty tasty so far

this is the only way i drink boba tbh, i get it off amazon and make it at home. sorry for buying into our corporate overlords, but, bubble tea, man.

phoukanamedpookie:

jewish-kulindadromeus:

realsadjewishhours:

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Y’all are not really understanding this post and that’s fair because I didn’t really show you any part of the article.

This is Jewish people doing this to other Jewish people. This is about our community embracing literal eugenics at the cost of JOC, converts, adopted Jews and Jews who for whatever reason don’t have Jewish DNA. This is about our community believing that Jewish DNA, is of value in determining Jewishness… when it’s not. it’s about people believing you can determine your ethnicity through DNA much less a DNA test. When you can’t.

It’s time for us to stop embracing eugenics.

Dear Haaretz: 

This is heinous, yet I dunno why so many are acting so damn shocked when every time the subject of converts (loathe this term) comes up, many on here are a hair’s breadth from saying, “But chromosomes!” to justify gatekeeping converts.

i was adopted into a jewish family at birth and nobody better fucking tell me i am not jewish

problematic-butnothateful:

antis: m/f ships are inherently abusive you can’t ship them

antis: childhood friends without any blood relationship are basically siblings you can’t ship them

antis: a seventeen years old is a minor so you can’t ship them with an eighteen years old

antis: two grown adults with 3+ years age gap is basically pedophilia you can’t ship them

antis: this character is mentally ill you can’t ship them with anyone

antis: this character was rude to another person once this makes their relationships abusive you can’t ship them

anti antis: nothing of these arguments makes sense. most of these ships can’t even be considered problematic by any stretch

antis: OH SO YOU FREAK JACK OFF TO LITERAL CHILD PORNOGRAPHY THAT’S WHAT YOU’RE SAYING

check out this sweet straw man i found, guys

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girlwithouthands:

“Fairy tale conflicts hinge on the conservation of roles: as girls mature, they encroach on the role of the mother, pushing her to become the witch as she digs in and holds onto her status. So the onus for mastering the double-edged blades of hunger and desire is on the women, who save themselves and their sisters from traps set by their mothers’ mistakes. This is the story in ‘Tatterhood’: when the queen eats two flowers instead of one, she has her gentle, obedient daughter only after she births a loud-mouthed, dirty wild-child, who is born riding a goat and waving a wooden spoon. But Tatterhood is the improbable heroine of the story– she is the bad, brave girl who, when a roving party of witches and trolls steal her sister’s lovely head and leave a calf’s head in its place, has a ship packed and readied, turns down the offer of a captain or sailors, and sets out “with her sister all alone. There was no holding her back, and at last they let her have her own way.” Like the Lindworm, Tatterhood is the reckless hunger of her mother embodied, but she is also the family’s salvation, rather than the punishment she first appears. Tatterhood finds a king to marry her sister, but keeps the king’s son for herself. When the prince is less than thrilled with his ragged bride, she prompts him to ask her why she rides a goat, why her hood is so tattered, why she carries a wooden spoon. With every question she prods him to repeat, she contradicts him, and her words transform reality like any good storyteller:‘So his bride asked him again why he didn’t talk, and told him to ask now why her face was so ugly and gray? “Yes,” asked the prince, “why is your face so ugly and gray?” “Am I ugly? You think my sister beautiful, but I am ten times more beautiful,” said the bride, and when the prince looked at her, she was so beautiful, he thought that she was the most beautiful woman in the world.’ Tatterhood’s transformation is not dependent on a magical kiss (or any outside intervention), but on the power of her own language. Fairy tale solutions are not a simple matter of redeeming transgressive hunger with restraint and obedience to the rules. Contrary to expectations, fairy tale rules are not universally agreed upon.”

— Kristiana Willsey, “Hunger is the Beginning of Every Folktale”, pub. The Toast 

(via tomtefairytaleblog)

yemme:

weepingbouquettyphoon:

frontpagewoman:

South African women’s soccer team walking into the World Cup like🇿🇦🇿🇦

That’’s how yo make an entrance.

This reminds me of The Click Song performance.  My heart soars.

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missdkscully:

The “Oh, maybe I do like girls” starter pack

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poblacht-na-n-oibrithe:

formichi:

helpimsotired:

Justin McElroy talking about accessibility in live theatre (June 9, 2019)

HOOPS

HOOPS

HOOPS

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